You've got to be kidding me.
  1. stealingyourprecious started following you
  2. destructivecougar started following you
  3. gloomycaiman started following you

Ba-weep graagnah weep nini-bahn. -holds my hand up to salute you three-

narcolepticdubstep:

junkyardbot:

narcolepticdubstep:

junkyardbot:

Lady rushed forward and grabbed Sop’s fists, shoving against her until their forces were equal. “That was a poor choice of words, Beat-Bot. I’ll have you know I’ve been finding ways to defend the Junkions from harm since the day I came across them.” She pushed off the ground with one foot until she began to slowly slide her in the opposite direction.

Being lighter weight thanks to her lack of combat grade armor or even heavy vehicle kibble weighing her down, she slid back with little force. She planted her feet and pushed back against the force, smiling wide. She wasn’t much for force but she could try at least. She was more on finesse than brute strength but hand-to-hand grappling had been academy basics.

The Earth was softer out here out of the city than what she was used to, so she had to carefully monitor her balance otherwise she’d be thrown over embarrassingly easily. So she was constantly shifting her feet to support the force exerted on her and the return she was giving, because the ground was almost moving with her, well not really it was just giving a bit under the weight.

Lady lightened up a bit, noticing that Soprana was losing her balance. She feigned falling back a bit mockingly and said, “Woah, be careful, I’m going to fall over if you keep pushing so hard!” She smirked deviously.

“Liar~” She teased, though the fake little victory did boost her confidence a little more. Not that she was in need of a boost.

“You have a tactical advantage out here and you know it. If I activated my sub woofers the ground would probably turn into some gelatinous glob under us..”

She leaned forward more, pressing her weight against the shorter neon bot. “Excuses, excuses… didn’t the academy teach you anything?” She grunted as the heel of her boot dug into the cracked ground. “There are no excuses.. only.. inconveniences!” She shoved Soprana backwards, nearly falling forward the the force she implemented on her opposite.

narcolepticdubstep:

junkyardbot:

narcolepticdubstep:

“Oop~” Soprana laid where she landed on her back staring up at the sky before rolling over and hopping up. “Someone has to make sure your skills don’t rust out here.” She patted at her plating before giving a quick little spin to ‘dust off’.

“After all how long has it been since you’ve seen combat?” She slung her arm out, pointing an accusing finger at the other before wagging her finger. She really wasn’t one to scold for lack of upkeep though, seeing as she was technically forbidden from it. Oh well, out here no one was watching and it wasn’t like she had never glitched out in front of the other before. Or hadn’t she? She couldn’t remember. It was getting worse. 

Lady rushed forward and grabbed Sop’s fists, shoving against her until their forces were equal. “That was a poor choice of words, Beat-Bot. I’ll have you know I’ve been finding ways to defend the Junkions from harm since the day I came across them.” She pushed off the ground with one foot until she began to slowly slide her in the opposite direction.

Being lighter weight thanks to her lack of combat grade armor or even heavy vehicle kibble weighing her down, she slid back with little force. She planted her feet and pushed back against the force, smiling wide. She wasn’t much for force but she could try at least. She was more on finesse than brute strength but hand-to-hand grappling had been academy basics.

The Earth was softer out here out of the city than what she was used to, so she had to carefully monitor her balance otherwise she’d be thrown over embarrassingly easily. So she was constantly shifting her feet to support the force exerted on her and the return she was giving, because the ground was almost moving with her, well not really it was just giving a bit under the weight.

Lady lightened up a bit, noticing that Soprana was losing her balance. She feigned falling back a bit mockingly and said, “Woah, be careful, I’m going to fall over if you keep pushing so hard!” She smirked deviously.

narcolepticdubstep:

junkyardbot:

“Ooof!” Lady faceplanted with a thud, the neon bot’s sudden attack triggering a surge of adrenaline to cause her to react and grab her opposite by the forearms and fling her forwards over her head in defense. “Haa-HAA! Think you could sneak up on me, huh?” She said, scrambling to her feet. “Sometimes I think you forget my specialties.”

“Oop~” Soprana laid where she landed on her back staring up at the sky before rolling over and hopping up. “Someone has to make sure your skills don’t rust out here.” She patted at her plating before giving a quick little spin to ‘dust off’.

“After all how long has it been since you’ve seen combat?” She slung her arm out, pointing an accusing finger at the other before wagging her finger. She really wasn’t one to scold for lack of upkeep though, seeing as she was technically forbidden from it. Oh well, out here no one was watching and it wasn’t like she had never glitched out in front of the other before. Or hadn’t she? She couldn’t remember. It was getting worse. 

Lady rushed forward and grabbed Sop’s fists, shoving against her until their forces were equal. “That was a poor choice of words, Beat-Bot. I’ll have you know I’ve been finding ways to defend the Junkions from harm since the day I came across them.” She pushed off the ground with one foot until she began to slowly slide her in the opposite direction.

narcolepticdubstep:

junkyardbot:

A giant rock slides to the side and reveals a secret passageway, protruding from what appears to obviously be the underground. Lady pokes her head out of the floor, scanning for life. When the coast looks clear, she climbs out and slides the rock back over the ladder, and the scenery returns to normal. With the exception of the eleven foot robot standing  in the middle of the desert, of course.

“Okay, can you meet me here? Humans don’t come here often. It’ll be easy to spar out here.” She speaks into her transmitter, which reroutes the transmission to Soprana.

Setting the coordinates into her location system, it’s a bit of a habit to nod even though they’re not face to face. “Sure thing.” A moment later she reactivated the line of code in her processor that she used more often in the guard. This would just make it easier for her to get around and out of a populated city without obtaining a vehicular alt mode. Her glitch wouldn’t allow her to modify her systems like that, so even if she did scan a car or truck, it wouldn’t stick. It was a big pain since her base alt was….well for clubbing not traveling.

Still she made due just fine, shutting down the sub routine as soon as she was clear of the city. After that it was just a quick run, mixed with a little more hide and dodge from some humans before she was coming up on the location ther other femme had sent.

As soon as she noticed she would be entering ear shot she shut off all systems that made noise, silencing her speakers of even the low pulses they gave as a locator. Sneaking up behind the other ex-elite guard as stealthy as possible, before bracing herself and springing at Lady, though not exactly expecting to catch her.

“Ooof!” Lady faceplanted with a thud, the neon bot’s sudden attack triggering a surge of adrenaline to cause her to react and grab her opposite by the forearms and fling her forwards over her head in defense. “Haa-HAA! Think you could sneak up on me, huh?” She said, scrambling to her feet. “Sometimes I think you forget my specialties.”

A giant rock slides to the side and reveals a secret passageway, protruding from what appears to obviously be the underground. Lady pokes her head out of the floor, scanning for life. When the coast looks clear, she climbs out and slides the rock back over the ladder, and the scenery returns to normal. With the exception of the eleven foot robot standing  in the middle of the desert, of course.

“Okay, can you meet me here? Humans don’t come here often. It’ll be easy to spar out here.” She speaks into her transmitter, which reroutes the transmission to Soprana.

Pillaging.... Sheesh you certainly haven't changed. Hahahah. I don't know, I could come to your coords. I'm probably really rusty we could try a spar? [Well nevermind actually that would probably make her glitch out.]

A spar huh? Alright. Meet me outside of my base in Nevada. I’ll send you the coordinates.

Laaaaaaady~ it's been awhile since we've done anything together like old times. We should do something. I mean it won't be a mission but we can pretend it is!!!

Haha, okay. What did you have in mind? Please tell me it involves pillaging of some sort.

Ah yeah. It's not everyone's thing. It just happens to be my thing! And it's fun! Hehe!!

I guess so. Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Because! My human isn't bad.... But yeah parties. Raves? I get to play music really loud. It's fun. Everyone dances. Hahaha!

Yeah, Loud noises aren’t really my thing. Not a big music person either. It’s okay sometimes but… most of the time it just interrupts my train of thought.